You know how they* always say that you shouldn’t eat at your desk/in front of the computer? I had an abject demonstration in WHY. I had a salad in a takeout container. Walk in to my desk, start to set the container down, and somehow the lid caught on the keyboard.  My entire Ceasar salad did a very neat backflip onto the right half of the keyboard. It was masterful how self-contained it was- there were only a couple leaves on the desk.

So now I have to clean my keyboard.

(Sadly, I did not take pictures. My mental process ran something like ‘oh, CRAP-fix this now!’ It only occurred to me later that I should have snapped a photo, because it was seriously unbelievable how neatly the salad stuck the landing.)

*Where by ‘they’, I mean sensible people and the IT department. They have a point. In my own defense, this is the first time I’ve ever had such a spectacular keyboard mishap.