My major takeaway from Jezebel’s article about W’s “normcore” story using a ridiculous $$ value of designer threads went like this:
Wow, Birkenstock and Adidas sandals are back! Finally, my fashion moment has come!
followed immediately by
Why would you wear Nike socks with Adi slides?
with a chaser of
Wait, does this mean horrendously brightly colored Umbros are coming back, too?
Yep. Hopeless non-fashionista here.